(Source: jasonttodd)

thewholockgames:

pocketostars:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.

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i wasnt gonna reblogg but then

buttcakes

(Source: james-because-i-dont-know)

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Sense vs. Illusion:

I think it was the way he said things. It never seems like he told a truth. From the way he said I love you. To the way he said it wasn’t like that, or how it’ll be okay. Someone else could say the same thing in the same way and I could think it was the truth. How can he say these words and I cannot take any of it as the truth.

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jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)
  • friend: you hung out with him? so what happened?
  • *i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
  • friend: BITCH
  • me: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • friend: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • me: BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tyrabankruptcy:

I would go to one of these parties but first I gotta make sure my health insurance covers it

(Source: brandon-knowles)